New Year's Party Follies

It was New Year's Eve and a very rich man was having a party at his house. He had everything; money, a big house in Beverly Hills, girls, cars, planes; anything he wanted. The guy was also a little eccentric, and he had filled his pool with crocodiles. So there he was, hanging out with his friends all standing around and partying next to the pool.

The guy gets up on the life guard tower and calls for attention. His friends all look up as the rich, eccentric man announces, "The first person that swims across my pool will get all my money!"

No one moves. The guy looks over the crowd, takes a swig of his scotch and says, "Ok...the first person that swims across my pool gets all my money and my house!"

Still no one moves.

"OK then, the first person that swims across my pool gets all my money, my house and all my cars and planes."

Still, no one moves, not even a eye blinks this time.

"OK then, all my money, my house, all my cars, all my planes, all my property, all my stocks and bonds and investments and all the girls you can handle, everything I own."

"Splash!" Somebody was in the pool! Crocodiles are all over him, but he rolls over like Tarzan, he's all over the place, fighting and dodging. Finally he gets out of the pool on the other side. The rich guy on tower jumps down and runs over to him.

"That was incredible! I never thought that I would ever see that done. Do you want the money now or later?"

"I don't want the money."

"Do you want the house now or later?"

"I don't want the house."

"Do you want the cars and planes now or later?"

"I don't want the cars or the planes."

"Do you want the bonds, stocks and stuff now or later?"

"I don't want that either."

"Do you want the girls now or later?"

"I don't want the girls."

The rich guy looks at him, quite perplexed and says, "Well, what the heck do you want?!?!"

The man looked back at him intently and said:

"I want the jerk that pushed me in!"