You Know You're In A Small Town When...

When you don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.

If you're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local merchants because you're the first baby of the year.

If you speak to each dog you pass, by name, and he wags his tail at you.

If you dial the wrong number, and talk for 15 minutes anyway.

When the biggest business in town sells farm machinery.

If you write a check on the wrong bank and it covers you anyway.

If you missed church on Sunday and the preacher sends you a get-well card!