Getting Married

Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore.

Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter, "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob asks, "Do you sell heart medication?"

The pharmacist says, "Of course we do."

Jacob asks, "How about medicine for circulation?"

The pharmacist says, "All kinds."

Jacob says, "Medicine for rheumatism?"


"How about Viagra?"

"Of course."

"Medicine for memory?"

"Yes, a large variety."

"What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"


"Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."