Brace Yourself, He Is Running a Tab

A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives him one.

Then the man asks, "Who's in the lounge?"

The bartender replies. "15 people playing darts."

The man says, "Get them a pint too."Then he asks, "Who's upstairs?"

The bartender replies, "150 people at the disco."

The man says, "Get them a drink too."

The bartender says, "That will be $328 please."

The man says, "Sorry but I haven't got that much money on me."

The bartender says, "If you were at the pub down the street from here, they would of broke your neck.

"The man says, "I've all ready been there."